Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, “I’ll have a pint of blood.”

The second one says, “I’ll have one, too.”

The third one says, “I’ll have a pint of plasma.”

The bartender says, “So, that’ll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?”

 

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A duck walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?”

The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and asks, “Got any grapes?”

Again, the bartender tells him, “No — the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes.” The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, “Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!”

The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, “Got any nails?”

Confused, the bartender says no.

“Good!” says the duck. “Got any grapes?”

 

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My favorite emblem

Reblogged from Help to grow up as a gamer:

 

I created this one by myself, when I get bored I create emblems of jokes I make with friends that I consider funny, this one is very simple of doing, it is just a guy with a mustache looking classy ;)

I had the idea because a month ago I was with some friends which were talking about something i really didn't cared about so I said "Tell me More" with sarcasm which at least made me stop bored :D…

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I DON´T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHITH MY BLOG

I DON´T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHITH MY BLOG.

My hate to the Chicom + Crossbow and Riot

Reblogged from Help to grow up as a gamer:

Remember my road to diamond SMGs?? Well I just founded the worst part of it this gun is so bad I even do headshot hitmarkers, I tried almost all day long trying to make headshots but I couldn't I left it like in the half and I stopped. I will still be using it because I have to get the diamonds but it wont be today.

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Why did the chicken say, “Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?”

 He was studying foreign languages.

What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? 

One hundred people who don’t do dick.